If numbers were scented, what would the number 34 smell like?

Will the Wizards ever win another championship?

How successful would a fighting game themed rock band called Uppercut be?

Will Kanye ever be Kanye again?

When's the next time I'll eat jollof rice?

What exactly do elephants never forget?

Who invented the phrase, "When pigs fly"?

Will I ever be able to pass through metal detectors without setting off the alarm?

Shouldn't I be asleep?